With COVID-19 restrictions relaxing, our taproom is now open inside! If you rather order beer to go, click the shop link above for more information! See you soon.

– Lane & Beth

Our Beer

A Stout is a Porter when Neckbeards Take Over

Robust Porter

6.7% ABV

Brewed at Roaring Table in collaboration with Mikerphone Brewing. Notes of powdered chocolate, toffee, cafe au lait, & fudge brownie.

All-American Burger

California-style IPA

7.1% ABV

A stripped-down malt bill steps aside to let the hops shine in this modern take of the classic West Coast style. Big notes of resin, pine sap, grapefruit, and earthy berries float atop a smooth, mouth filling bitterness that compels another sip

ewe are dumb

California-style Pilsner

5.0% ABV

Don’t worry, we are too! Brewed with our pals down south at White Oak Brewing. This beer is, um, good.


German-style Lager

5.8% ABV

Inspired by the modern lager served on the Theresienwiese every September, this pale beer is crisp, clean, and designed to be enjoyed by the liter. Expect a bready, malt forward experience with a floral, gently spicy noble-hop bitterness. Prost!

Fountain of Gold

Belgian Pale Ale

5.9% ABV

Bottle conditioned with Brettanomyces bruxellensis on 1/19/22. Herbal sweet tea on the nose leads to a dry, spicy, refreshing sip. This is our tribute to one of the world’s finest beers, and we’re happy to share it with you on Orval Day 2022!



5.2% ABV

This beer is hard for us to sell, being sorely tempted to drink it all ourselves. The synthesis of German malt, hops, and yeast is awesome and delicious!

Just Add Baguette


4.6% ABV

We used a unique Lithuanian yeast fermented hot to express esters and phenolics that give this style its unmistakable charisma. Look for notes of peppercorns, clove, banana, and citrus; pair it with a fresh loaf and triple cream!


Imperial Stout with Madagascar vanilla beans, Vietnamese cinnamon, and cacao nibs from Ghana, Uganda, and Ecuador

12% ABV

Tyson is a great friend and a master brewer of big, decadent stouts. We put this collaboration together patiently over several months, and hope you enjoy it in a deliberative state of mind.

Press – Blackberry Hibiscus

Hard Seltzer

4% ABV

Press – Pomegranate Ginger

Hard Seltzer

4% ABV


Hazy IPA

7% ABV

We always thrilled to twilight at Turn 5, downhill coming in hot before the hard left with little room for error, the sudden flash of orange discs turning kinetics into light and heat
and energy. Here’s a beer for a feeling like that.

Scamper Wagtail

Golden Pub Ale

4.7% ABV

This Summer Ale heralds warmer days to come with bright, crackery malt and a blend of fruity and piney hops. We fermented it with yeast cultured from a particularly delicious cask of Yorkshire bitter

Secret Beach

German-style Hefeweizen

5.6% ABV

Here’s our take on a classic style that ought to rule the world. We fermented it cool to achieve a balance between clove spice and the inimitable banana esters the hefe (yeast) is famous for. On a hot day, this is simply unbeatable.

Springs Eternal


5.3% ABV

This Belgian style is known for its creamy body and hints of spice, citrus, and floral perfume



5.2% ABV

Our take on the delicate and sublime beer of
Cologne, this one rewards casual sipping and
more introspective pours alike. It’s nuanced,
unhypeable, and we absolutely love it. Drink it
and be awesomely uncool!

Tart’s Desire

Fruited Sour Ale

6.3% ABV

Fully fermented raspberry, blackberry, and black currant purées complement hibiscus flowers and our lacto-soured base beer to make for a mouthwatering segue into spring. Enjoy this sprightly ale with high spirits and gentle breezes!

Thatch Whistler

Pub Ale

5% ABV

This ESB was brewed with classic strains of English malt, hops, and yeast. It features notes of biscuits, toffee, citrus, and spice on a gentle frame. Pair it with a session of fellowship and good cheer!

True Natural Taste

Extra Pale Ale

5.4%% ABV

A special Beer canned Direct under our supervision whilst in collaboration with our Good and Faithful partners in the trade. Always pleasant! Always in Big demand!

Waxwing Slain


6.4% ABV

This variation on our house Saison was brewed with a hefty portion of spelt.

Wine & Cider


Rosé | 2 Fools Cider

Cider - Rosé 6.9% ABV

Dry | 2 Fools Cider

Cider - Dry 6.9% ABV

Hard Seltzers

Press – Blackberry Hibiscus

Hard Seltzer 4% ABV

Press – Pomegranate Ginger

Hard Seltzer 4% ABV



Buffalo Stampede Snack Mix

Buffalo Stampede starts with the bold flavor of our buffalo-flavored peanuts known as Buffalo Nuts. From there, we up the flavor with everything sticks, butter toasted peanuts, hickory smoked almonds, and guacamole bites.

Happy Hour Snack Mix

Full of flavor with butter toffee peanuts, Cajun hot corn sticks, rice snacks, wasabi peas, roasted and salted almonds, mustard pretzels, roasted and salted pecans, and roasted and salted cashews.

Signature Popcorn from Long Grove

Choose from Chicago Pizza, Perfect Duo (cheese and caramel) or Buffalo Cheddar! Grab a bag and try out this delicious, hyper-local popcorn!


A GIANT pretzel paired with nacho cheese and Dusseldorf mustard. The perfect snack to enjoy alongside your beer!


Filbert’s Craft Soda

Cola, Diet Cola, Ginger Ale, Cream Soda, Lemon-Lime, and Root Beer


While we do have snacks, we understand that some may like a full meal. That’s why we encourage you to order from one of the many local establishments. We have menus on hand. Please ask. Most deliver.

Hungry Mule


Hidden Cafe


Dipiero’s Pizza


Jersey Mike’s




Our Taproom

Our 90 seat taproom features a live-edge bar, multiple seating areas including long communal tables, a cozy fireplace lounge, and an open view to our brewery. The lounge is available to reserve for parties of 20 or less and we will consider requests for 12 or more in the taproom. Please contact for more information.